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The Pipsqueak Posts, Episode 49: the one with The Lumberjack Song

(with apologies to Monty Python)

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We are span-i-els and we’re OK
We sleep all night and we play all day

We chew up shoes, we dig big holes
When we’re excited we pee
On Wednesdays we have puppy class
(Archie: psst, Pipsqueak, it’s Tuesdays)
(Dexter: I know but we’re doing the song)

And sausages for tea

We are span-i-els and we’re OK
We sleep all night and we play all day

We chew our toys, chase tennis balls
We like biscuits that crunch
We like porridge for breakfast
And cheese toasties for lunch

We are span-i-els and we’re OK
We sleep all night and we play all day

We go for walks (we hate our leads —
We’d rather run around)
We like barbecued chicken
And whatever we can scrounge

We are span-i-els and we’re OK
We sleep all night and we play all day…

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