Dexter: Psst, Arch! I think Chris is making a toastie. Do we gang up now or later?
Archie: He’s making one for Dad as well. Dad is a pushover. We wait, Pipsqueak. We wait.
(five minutes later)
Archie: No, Pipsqueak, don’t jump up. That’ll make him ignore you because Mum told him to ignore bad behaviour. What you do is stick your head on his knee and dribble. Like this…