Archie: It took me three seconds to go down the stairs at your age. Just sayin’.
Dexter: Are you challenging me to be as fast as you were?
Archie: Double-dog dare you!
Dexter: Ready, steady, go!
Archie: Five seconds. Not bad, Pipsqueak, not bad.
The Pipsqueak Posts, Episode 61: the one with the stairs [video]
