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The Pipsqueak Posts, Episode 20: the one with the pasta

Archie: Listen up, Pipsqueak. Tonight’s pasta night. That means Mum browns the minced [ground, for American friends] beef and sets aside a bit for us before she adds the veg for spaghetti Bolognese. Then we get it mixed with our kibble. Best day of the week! We don’t woof at the table, and we sit nicely.


We also have kitchen duties. We sit at her feet and wait for the carrot peelings. We are the Special Carrot Disposal Unit.

Dexter: zzzz


Archie, sighing: It seems our Pipsqueak hasn’t quite got the hang of kitchen duties…